Jupiter Mining Corporation

Inspired By: Red Dwarf (1988)

“This is acting senior officer of the Jupiter Mining Corporation transport vessel Starbug. Now hear this. It's only coming once. We surrender, totally and without condition, thank you for listening. Oh, additional, sorry for taking your valuable time. Sorry, thank you, bye, sorry, thank you bye”

Honour the fine tradition of deep-space incompetence at the Jupiter Mining Corporation with this tee. Ideal for low-risk activities like unclogging the nozzles of the ship’s malfunctioning chicken soup vending machines.

May also be used to soak up radiation leaks in emergencies.

$20.00
  • Black
  • Vintage Black
  • M
  • L
  • XL
  • 2XL
  • 3XL
  • S

Jupiter Mining Corporation

Color: Black , Size: M

Size Guide

Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
XS68.642
S7145.7
M73.750.8
L76.256
XL78.761
2XL81.366
3XL83.871
4XL86.476.2
5XL8981.3
Printing and Garment Info

Printed using high quality Direct to Garment printing for crisp detail and rich colour, with a soft, breathable finish that blends into the fabric. It feels smooth to the touch, never thick, shiny, or plasticky and wears naturally over time.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton 
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² 
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US